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CODENAME: S.C.H.A.F.F.A
(Super Colossal & Handily Acronym'd Fighting Force Amalgam)

The Canadian military's experiment to combine an entire platoon of soldiers into a single mass of
bubbling, fleshy super-soldier was only a partial success. The creature was extraordinarily fast,
strong and ferocious. Unfortunately, due to an unwanted side-effect, it was also fluorescent
orange and constantly screamed with the voices of 26 men. This made it difficult to camouflage,
limiting its effectiveness. The operation was abandoned and the creature now lives in an
undisclosed basement in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

Nick Bray
Adelaide, Australia