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Lineage research suggests Tatooine was born in 1977, minutes proceeding sibling Anakin. Details
regarding Anakin are extensive… became the most evil ruler of the Galactic Empire. Enjoyed a brief stint acting during the 1980s. Desired more challenging roles… returned to original career!
Details regarding Tatooine are sketchy. Despite obvious disadvantages; lack of size, ability to
speak, sex appeal, he led a peaceful existence. He studied drama at the 'Inter Galactic Sci-Ponds
Institute' majoring in Charades. Many over the years claimed to be Anakin's twin brother. Our DNA testing proved Tatooine as the rightful, legitimate twin of Anakin, aka Darth Vader.

Paul Nolan
Melbourne, Australia