Lineage research suggests Tatooine was born in 1977, minutes proceeding sibling Anakin. Details
regarding Anakin are extensive… became the most evil ruler of the Galactic Empire. Enjoyed a brief stint acting during the 1980s. Desired more challenging roles… returned to original career!
Details regarding Tatooine are sketchy. Despite obvious disadvantages; lack of size, ability to
speak, sex appeal, he led a peaceful existence. He studied drama at the 'Inter Galactic Sci-Ponds
Institute' majoring in Charades. Many over the years claimed to be Anakin's twin brother. Our DNA testing proved Tatooine as the rightful, legitimate twin of Anakin, aka Darth Vader.