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Schaffas Buzzerpressus
For hundreds of years, the noble and mystical Schaffas Buzzerpressus has been cruelly hunted and slaughtered by Game Show Hosts for the rounded horn protruding from the top of its head. Schaffas Buzzerpressus sadly faces extinction if this practice continues, but their plight is being maliciously covered up by the Game Show Hosts Leisure League (led by Glenn Ridge) since the criminalisation of Schaffas Buzzerpressus hunting would spell disaster for the entire Game Show Industry.

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