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Darryl
42 year old Darryl was questioned today on allegations of sexual harassment made by a former C-grade model. He is currently being held in Adelaide, but maintains his innocence, stating
'She's just bitter. I've moved on to rounder and better things and she got left behind. I'm trying
to concentrate on my art, and these bitches keep holding me back
'. Darryl is renowned for his
adoration of the female form, having previously commented on 'that fishbowl figure' leaving him
'weak at the kneesā€š if I had any'. He was seen leaving the Wakefield Street Police Station early this morning, with his token 90s attire and cigarette protruding from his trademark mo.

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Alicia Stafford
Melbourne, Australia